Walt and I, on Valentines Day, will celebrate 33 years of marriage. With the economy in the pits and the daily challenge of "cutting back" a continual feast, I felt that my expectation for this combined jubilee should be pretty much nil. Well cheap, anyway. Hmmm...Was the situation right for the totally free, yet most valuable request of the decade? But I'm a bit ahead of myself. Let me go back a ways...
From the day I met Walt he has always sported a nice mustache- and the army photos I saw of him without it were shocking and almost scary. How could a man look so different without that facial fuzz? Of course, I didn't tell him this at the time, so when two weeks after the honeymoon he sauntered out of the bathroom with a clean upper lip, I was horrified. His smile was a handsome one, but one I didn't know. I sputtered something about maybe he should have said something first, then bolted out the door for a long ride in the car, crying, praying and saying to myself, "You didn't marry a face.. you didn't marry a face...." over and over. Well, as you would imagine, he figured he had, ah, made a mistake, and as hair on a man's face grows quickly, within three weeks the adornment was back.
Fast forward three years. One winter Walt had a three-week duty up in the high Appalachian Mountains in Virginia harvesting Christmas trees, and we were separated the entire time. He was with burly, unkempt old and young mountain men, and while there he never shaved. I guess it was another male unconscious nothing. When I saw him I was once again amazed at the difference. But to the surprise of us both, I really liked his beard. (Could it have had something to do with that long separation, ya think?) But he didn't like it, and within a week it was gone. Of course the mustache stayed.
Over the years that ever present mark of identity has gone through quite an evolution of change. The gradual turning white, the decision to darken it to match his dark brown hair, the aggravation of the constant care of that, and the subsequent shaving of it off --again--- with vehement protests from the kids as well as me. Then, around the time of our 22nd anniversary, when he played a Bible character in VBS, I got the virtual shot of whatever the best drug out there is- (Yeow!!)- the addition of the full, now snow white beard! But he kept it 2 or 3 months (rehearsals and performance) and shaved it off saying, "It's just not me, it's too itchy, I don't like you imagining me as Sean Connery...." blah, disappointing blahh...
Almost at the end of this silly story came the end of 2008. One day, after months of seeing his pure white mustache, he came into the kitchen with a dark brown one! I screamed, "What are you doing? Is this a late midlife crisis? I was just getting used to the white! You look funny, since now your hair is graying! Oh, dear, oh, dear..." So, without a word, he went upstairs and shaved it off. Now, (here we go again..) I was seriously upset. He just hugged me as I winced, and assured, "Don't worry, it's the quickest way to get your white one back." I just smiled. But then people started telling him he looked "nicer, kinder" without a mustache! "It takes 10 years off, Walt!" Oh, me, I was losing my footing here. Even the kids thought he looked good clean shaven. At this point, I had to sit back and watch. What would he do? Well, after another week or two of the general public survey, he said, "You're the one, Babe.You get it your way." Awww....
Could I now move in for the kill ---since our 33rd anniversary is coming up??
You guessed it. I don't have the photo yet, but if you want it I'll post it. He has, as of today, a beautiful, Conneryesque, white beard.
I love it.
He got off cheap.
Love to you all in this new year!!